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I am back honey

2011-08-26T01:44:00.003+08:00

1 year and 6 months passed by... now I am back as I finally reffresshh this blog.
Welcome back Sri, where have you been?
Sri's replied.."Well I was really tied up with works, works and more works. actuaclly."
Oh I see. Anyway that's how you got your pay, and you run your life with it, right? So deal with it darling.
But some said I have no life?
Yeah what ever,what is life without money? ***
So how's your family?
Erm.. many things happened both sad and happy things..some are growing bigger, but not all growing wiser.
So what's your plan from this blogging point of time?
To reorganize and restructuring all over again, I hope...
And most importantly to chill and doing thing that makes me a happy heart to live with..

Daddy Dont Go

2010-02-19T11:07:00.005+08:00

I am finally here typing this post after 6 months of my new sunconian life and after 2 months since my father left us forever. I am writing again with a deep sorrow in my heart that only God knows why. Perhaps the cure is with Him, for everyone actually. .

Few months back I thought to myself there are not much space left for sadness in my heart, it was all full with love and care from everyone, all the family members are there, sharing good and bad things together. my new job was a bit busy though with the fact of working on saturday that really bugs me. That was not for long.. God knows the best for us.

When my daddy whom I shared with 8 other siblings, departed peacefully on that Wednesday morning, that was a big turning point of everything, for everyone perhaps. He choose to sleep alone that night, he told my mom to wake up early the next day, he was about to speak to me about our car problem, thru the phone, but I was so sleepy, sleeping as I sat on the chair in my brothers ward,(he was at the hospital after apendix operation on Tuesday.) I heard his voice talking to my brother, after that the line was off. I didn't know that he wanted to talk to me. I should have called. Our last conversation on 13th Dec, my last cup of tea for him was on 12th Dec, as well as some fried rice, and lastly we also shared some nasi minyak at my cousin wedding that day.

He left us all on 16th Dec, around 6.00am, alone in his sleep. The call that I got from my brother that Wed morning was indeed like a bomb in my heart, like a slab that fall on my head, and it was indeed a very very sad fact to deal with until now.

Now as much as we try to live our normal life back, I believe all of us especially my mom would always feel that we have just had the biggest misery in our family history. My daddy was merely human with some mistake and makeover through his life. But he tought us not to give up at any point, and always look at the bright side of everything that happen in life. Even when he was sick and we were worry he said. "Mati ni tak boleh takut, kita mesti redha.."

He told us to always forgive and forget for a peace at heart. He influence us with his music, "I've been playing guitar for the past 30 years, you can't challenge me yet! He told my brothers."
He used to listen to Klassic FM in the car and Radio Johor for keroncong songs. But he was a versatile singer as his favourite was, Bee Gees, Broery Marantika, M. Nasir (his resemblence), Carpenters, Sheila Majid, and many more.

When was out of the hospital on 6th Dec 09, he told us to be careful as he has been suffering for heart and lung problem, it could be inherited to us as well. I used to buy him medicine every months. Going to the hospital is a big bugs for him, and the only time he finally agree to go to the hospital was on 2nd Dec 09.

Now that he left I can still hear him singing and reciting Quran in his room every morning and dawn. He seems to have such a huge impact in my life, I still do feel like sharing things at my work with him, discuss on family matters and sharing good food and recepies. Just like I hope he read this post some way.
Al Fatihah for my Daddy Shariffuddin Shafie 16.6.1957-16.12.2009

Butt on the Wheel

2009-08-04T19:57:00.002+08:00

3rd August,
Alone I put my butt
On the wheel to work,
Alone I park,
My car scratched!!
Damn I said..
Oh my careless eyes,

My way back home,
Oh not so far actually,
But sure so costly actually
And sometimes so slow actually,
I finally reached home safely
I thank God heavenly

I might be A 100 miles behind all of you,
But I wont give up,
Yes I am new, (to the wheel not the butt!)
Not that I am bad,
Far from weak..
All the best
My wish to me..

My Last Apex in MAA

2009-07-14T15:20:00.000+08:00

From: Sri Wahyuni
To: Bernard Au, Ezumi Harzani, Goh Hooi Suan, Jerry Sum, Lucas Sin, Marcus Kok, Mohd Shariffudin, Nik Mustapha, Sharuddin Md Yunus, Tan Ah Tee, Von Kok Leong, Abd Muis, Jefferi, adie, Aidatul Fadzlin, Alice Leong Pek Lian, aminah, Arshidah , azyan, china, Erman b.Abdul Razak, Hani Fauzianna, Hernyervana, Hoo Voon Fong, John Yong Kum Weng, Josephine Tan, Leong Sek Loon, Linda Lim, Loh Hoey Fern, Mah Yih Hong, Mark Teh Ou Ee, Mazani, Noor Azlifah, Norazlin, Pee Wan Lee, qian, Rozana, Rushdina Ismail, Soon Kean Leong, Sri Wahyuni , Suzanna, Syaifatul Afzan, Syazleeyani, Tam Chen Kien, Tan Hoong Wai, Thian Chen Yap, Vincent, Wan Zamharir, Wong Ming Yet, Yap Ai Lee, Yap Boon Guan, Yazid, Yusnita, Zulkefli Bin Alias, Abidin Tohari, CHIN PAK LOONG, Ching Kok Fei, Goh Cheau San, Henry Eric, James, Mohd Airie, NorAzura, NorShazleen, Rukhainah, Sharon, Siti Robeaah, Suriani, Wong Hong Wai, Yoong Yin Wei, Castina Koh Kai Chin, Chai Yee Yang, Edwin, Jimmy Lim, lai sew lan, nazrul adam, Suraya Mohktaza Zain, Too Yin Yee, Wong Chee How, Ahmad Zainudin, Azmi B. Hamzah, Mohd Fauzi, Suzana, Yahya, Foo Se Woh, Steven Chee, azhar, Zul Effendy, Doreen Thia, Huzaudi, Noor Hasimah, Noordin Bin Ahmed, Norashikin , Normala, Raibafie bin Andam, Salmi, Che Nor Aminlia, Fouziah, Judy, Lee Siew Geen, Lee Chiun Min, Mahfuza, Ooi Kar Ling, Sandy Siew Pooi Ming, Tang Mei Lean, Wong Lu Mei, Chan Sow Chee, Helen, Lee Chan Wai, Thomas, Abdul Rahim b. Elham, Jamiah Hashim, Lai Siew Hoong, Lim Wee Wee, Mohd Faizal , Mohd Isa, Mohd Zaki, Muzaliza bt. Musa, Ng Kok Leong, Noorlida , Norziyana, Osman Bin Ramli, Phuan Ken Meng, Rosni Azmam Shah, Siew Liang Jiun, Siti Fatimah, Teng Tian Soo, Then Poh Sit, Yong Khing Hing, Abu Hassan Shaari, Monjamil, Shahrul Hairi
Date: 2009-07-14, Time: 14:46

Salam and a very good afternoon,

First of all, Alhamdulillah and I would like to thank the Directors for the courtesy of having me as one of the staff. Today 14th July 2009 has come for me and few others to wave good bye to all the beloved friends here in MAA. I really appreaciate everything nice and stink that I’ve gone through for the past 2.76 years.

It was indeed a great teacher of so called experience to be gained, especially in this reputable top ten architects firm in Malaysia. I’m proud to be part of the great team. J

As I am making a leap to another milestone I would like to thank each and everyone for everything that we’ve shared. My career and self grow a few years older with MAA people.

Since we evolved older and wiser everyday I supposed we should learn to appreciate and respect each other more everyday too. People are being people. But with a good brain well functioning, we can choose to be a good one, to everybody actually, why not?. Bad intention, bad mouth, back stabing, and etc will only make you look as bad as evil. So please spread the word of love, peace and harmony. Lastly sorry for everything, thanx and take care. Love you all

wahyuni18@yahoo.com- dont email junks ok?

If you happen to sesat around Cheras, Balakong area contact me kalau nk dtg rumah k?

Anyway.. good journey to everyone, we will be seing each other again. Insya Allah.

Regards,

Sri Wahyuni Shariffuddin

***** oklah.. gagal lagi mengupload gambar kat sini.cis. attemp failed. I better sent now b4 fatal error strike.

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I usually cheer up myself with this song-sing a long lalala

2009-06-24T11:53:00.000+08:00

My Favourite thing- SOund of Music

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

[Repeat all verses]

Polar Bear -baca dari bwh ke atas

2009-06-24T09:46:00.000+08:00

Today when I open my Yahoo mail, I found this issue really funny. It tickle me all day long. They are my friends, susah senang masa belaja dulu. They do have good sense of humour! I hate it!! tak larat nk gelak!!!!So I copied it and abadikan dlm blog ku. SENI Kelucuan namanya!!( ingat baca dari bwh ke atas!)

aah l.. aku lupa kelas structure itu????
serisu la.. walaupun dia marah aku.. tapi betul. aku ingat punya la dia ulang ulang ulang kelas structure tu..

ingat tak nani tanya??? "sir, which one is the polar bear??" - sumthing like that la.. polar line la nani.. first time aku tgk dr azeez gelak

before the above zura wrote this:

nampak sangat nani je yg tumpukan perhatian.. org lain tah mana mana tah.. aku ingat .. sebelah nani, yani.. 2 org tu je yg tekun dengar

--- On Tue, 6/23/09, eni diana wrote:

hehe..nuyu ko ingat tak masa dia ajar structure pasal polar line ntah apa tuh ...nani yg terror sturucture confident jek sebut polar bear kan nani....:D

I TOT BRO AKEEL ADALAH YG PALING MULIA :o)

Siapa lagi lecturer structure kita eh?
** Aku ingat Dr Azeez ajar microstation jer... Ler.. rupanya structure pun dia ajor..

--- On Mon, 6/22/09, archiprez mosis wrote:

lecturer paling mulia pernah aku jumpa. dia baik dowh.x macam lecturer structure kita yg lain haha

2009/6/23 zura hamid

huhuuhhu
kalau aku la.. aku mmg tak tegur la dr azeez.. dia kan selalu marah aku tido kat kelas computer tu.. "sister!! go and wash your face. why are you very tired??"

oh tidak.. mimpi ngeri :P
hahah

--- On Mon, 6/22/09, nurul ramly wrote:

salam.

Dr Azeez Kadar Hamsa masih ada di IIUM kah? pagi semalam dia jalan depan rumah aku dgn kain pelekat utk menghantar anak dia ke sekolah agama. aku nak cepat gi kerja masa tu. kami sama2 buat2 tak nampak sbb sama2 nak cepat. Atau kami sama2 malu? Atau sebenarnya aku salah org dan aku perasan dia malu kat aku? hahahahaah..

Huda, pls confirm. Dr Azeez dok area ni ke? Kalau betul, kena la tegur lain kali :o)

Wake Me Up when July comes!!

2009-06-22T12:21:00.001+08:00

Its June already, first week of July would be my last week at MAA, working with so many wonderfull people, with unique attitudes and stories. ( I’m gonna miss them)

I feel guilty not to be able to write anything for my constant reader, hubby dearie..and maybe Adam when he’s old enough to read.(hehe). Opss. Ya some of my friends does, sometimes.
I’ve been busy with interviews, evaluating offers ( not much only 2), within such a short notice. Thinking of future placement of my career and what would all these things may lead me to. God knows best..please guide me Allah…Amin. These are something that bugs my mind lately together with some stories of my friends related to life recently. (my VSSed life recently)

Along that I am searching for ideas and recepie for fondant ( I promise to prepare a wedding cake for my brother in law’s wedding this coming July. (frankly speaking I haven’t done anything except some cupcakes and buttercream which I kept for a few months in the fridge- Kak Jasmine from Baking Project is one of my favourite ref.) I am thinking of combination of cupcakes and 8 inch round butter or chocolate cake with simple fondant deco, but I would like to express my organic crafty touch as well..uuu.. I wonder how its gonna turn out to be. I wish my hubby would take me to a shop in Bangi for baking materials. Vanilla Pastry or something I’m yet to search back the info.
I got the reference book from Kak Nor, waitng for the right time to experiment the fondant making with Kak Pah and Kak Lin.. look who’s baking?

Kak Lin is leaving MAA for a company that appreciate her much more better. She might be a silent cheese cake maker one day. Secret recepie anyone?

Kak Pah is leaving to look for a better life in her own way. Hehehe we are yet to know her plan.

Where along the line of my career now that I am able to open up ARCHICAKE CENTRE? (epilog of a lost architect who turn out to construct a 40 storey cake..)    please smile and dream along with me..

Before this June ends, Kak Aida, I still owe you the vintage shirt and pants and tudung money. “She sell she shell at the she shore’. (Kak Aida sell so some thing secondhand at the surau, but I tink she should sell the nice bag that carry all those things-her mom saw it ) She’s leaving to educate the nation. GO TEACHER!!

At the same time I surf the info of sling ring for my Adam. Thinking of sewing it myself, but it reminds me to the cartoon printed cloth that I bought last month for Adam’s pillow case spare set. So many things pending action from this VSS mother.

My kuih business is also pending for a while. Still searching for the right time to take proper photo and upload it here for promotion. Raya is coming, haven’t started ganti puasa yet. Kak Lin, Dina Jom pulun!!

Door gift preparation for Wedding & Aqiqah this 19th July is yet to be included in the schedule. Mini Bahulu and yellow hanky are on the list. Hope my Acik Pidah would give the best price ever! FREE!!? Hohoho

Baju at Kak TI is another big fuss.. getting her to finish them on time is an issue well known to her customers. Right? My MAA-Kak T-customer fren? But the price is AMAZINGLY CHEAP!! So we have to bare with the delay. No EOT claim applied here.!! Where got blouse for RM10? Baju kurung for RM25? With lining is RM35? Baju Melayu is RM35? Baju bayi, alteration, etc, FREE!!
Damn worth it to look for that house at Lorong Ciku near Lot 406 Sentul.

Related to baju and such, Here comes Afzan, she’s not a fancy eater like me and the rest, but she dress to kill. She’ll do anything to get things match perfectly. Afzan is leaving MAA too.

Dina dress to kill those unwanted noise selfclaiming that they are the most gorgeous peep on earth! Dina stays coz her visa disapproved. Hahaha. You still in the running to become America’s Next Top Model!

Kak Yani has got to stay close to Big sister for some reasons. But who knows she might be leaving too. She got some nice hand bags and tudung making skills, those that she likes to wear lately.

Just know while searching for hantaran Idea for my brother in law wedding, I bumped to this Sue Anna Joe blog for her wedding story, (the excited bride) Nice one.. I knew that she’s one of the lady photographer appeared in TV3 recently. Must be quite well known for her nice shots. Well she inspired me to keep on polishing my photography skills ( if I have any) just by using a 1.3 megapixel hp camera. DSLR tak mainla..( well it really strike me, not just because I only have exactly 1.3 megapixel camera on hp, but the also the fact that my dream of having the Nikon D60 may start with my tough little Nokia. (it fell of my car roof down to the road once and few times dropped by me and my Adam.)

Last week when we are at the Kelantan Delight, Kak Syidah and I was discussing if we could have a Janda Baik gatheing again to APPRECIATE this Durian Season!! Huhuhu What say u guys? I can see some delighted faces out there!! Don’t be shy.. respons encouraged!

Wow!! so many interesting things bugs me actualy.. How could I spare a broken heart for someone like Kakak Besar that making my new employment story such a big fuss over shadowing the 40 storey towers? Wake up!! Cheers everyone!! Let’s try to finish what we are doing here, and proceed with so many wonderfull things to come!!

YUNA

2009-04-06T17:42:00.001+08:00

One day
My brother ask me.. do you the song?
‘Oh bulan..nanana (he doesn’t know the lyrics) diriku lagi’
I said, Oh, that song, its Yuna an indie artist
I thought its and indonesian song.. said him again
No, she’s Malaysian and a lawyer to be, replied my mom from the kitchen
I know where she got that info from.. must be from MHI at TV3,
She watched it every morning while preparing my hot Milo,
My father was busy trying to find the song cord via his black ‘kapok’guitar
My fairly ill brother again ask me to him a favour..(he's having bisul at his ***)
‘Bleh tak along tolong tuliskan lirik dia, Lagu yg ‘Oh bulan’
O ok.. (the best sister on the planet! an undercover indie fan..hihi)

Dan Sebenarnya, Yuna bukan indie lagi
They are almost got famous for something..baby
My family knows them,
I wonder if they are flying one day
With rocket in their mind..
All the Best YUNA!!

2 3 Kucing Berlari

2009-03-26T12:23:00.002+08:00

Satu pagi,
Pagi yang dingin,
Dari pandangan atas BGX,
1 ekor anak kucing terbaring,
Di atas jalan
Taman Connaught yg berbukit,

Selepas 2,3 bonggol BGX berlari,
1 ekor lagi anak kucing terbaring diam,
Di atas jalan
Bukit Connaught yang sama,

Sebelum BGX menuju ke Connaught Highway,
1 ekor lagi anak kucing terkial2 untuk bangkit dari jalan
Pemboncing BGX pilu hatinya,
Sadis mengenangkan nasib,

2,3 kucing berlari,
Mana nak sama kucing yang 3 ekor hari ini,
Dibuang orang, dijalan sesak, dibiar mati
Digilis tayar-tayar dan roda-roda.
Ya. Itu la satu pagi yang kejam..

Aku pasti Fred akan menangis kalau dia tahu ini…
Aku bukan pencinta kucing tapi Fred pasti sangat sedih...

Welcome Back!!

2009-01-20T14:42:00.000+08:00

Welcome back (ala2 Faizal Tahir) to myself...
Yea baru je 2 bulan 5 hari menjelma di alam keibubapaan yang serba lain dan kekok.
Semuanya sama tapi banyak yang akan berubah.
Seperti hidup yang sesingkat mana tiadalah kita sedari.

Adam- awalnya manusia
Nama insan yang diamanahkan Allah buat kami..
Wajah mulus penghibur jiwa,
Besar hati kami menjaga, Agar beriman jiwa raga
Yang kami harap hanya rahmat bahagia.. bersama..
Amin..

Gifts & Hantaran Anyone?

2008-08-15T17:25:00.000+08:00

Baby Gifts Gubahan Wang Hantaran Telekung Butterfly

Hai folks!! I am not yet a mak andam or mak gubah, but these are among my so called handycraft product that was done in favour for some frens and officemates. So if anyone interested to order or hire me as the gift maker, you are most welcome. Rates are very reasonable. Kindly contact me after office hour 016-2094686 or mail me wahyuni18@yahoo.com

BEFORE JULY END

2008-07-28T11:58:00.000+08:00

I just hate it when i have nothing to write,
Just because there are just too much to think,
Or perhaps, too many thing happens,
Made my mind have a few words left in store.

I know someone missed my thoughts,
He miss my funny witty thoughts,
Even if its sounds a bit stupid to me sometimes,
Praise to Allah that he love me so..
For whoever and however I am..

I know I will write and sing my heart out,
For everything that I have,
For everything that I dont have,
For a grateful person that I want to be,
Soon.. and always.. for my love.
You know who you are......:)

Rumah Terbakar Panggil Bomba!!!

2008-07-10T12:41:00.000+08:00

Rumah terbakar panggil bomba,
Bomba datang berlumba-lumba...

Dan pagi ni bangunan ofis ku terbakar sket kt tingkat 21, takde pun nmpk bomba dtg berlumba-lumba? Apa diaorg busy?
or kebakaran tadi tak sehebat mana utk diaorg semua dtg berlumba-lumba?

Yang pasti aku antara org yg terpaksa berlumba-lumba turun tangga dari tingkat 21.
Sambil bertawakal, tgk2 dah smpai tgkat 16, 11, 6, and G.
Alhamdulillah. Baru lah berpeluh ketiak, and ringan kepala lutut.
Nasib baik baby 5 bulan setengah dlm perut ni kuat semangat sama.
Bila dah ringan lutut tu teringat plak masa kena denda ketuk ketampi 100 kali time form 3 dulu. Giler aaah!! Pastu kena naik stage cium bendera sekolah. Inilah sekolah yg tercinta, SEMESTA itulah namanya. Semata-mata sbb, 'sbg calon PMR kitaorg tak sepatutnya pergi menonton teater English masa prep malam, walaupun dewan tu selang ngan kantin je dgn kelas kitaorg.'

Kalau bangunan terbakar boleh jugak lari turun sbb dah terbau asap. Tapi kalau hati terbakar nk lari turun kemana ye? dah la takde bau, tapi hanya ada rasa. Masalah yg terbakar tu jer yg rasa yg membakar tak rasa ape pun.
Kenapa hati boleh terbakar?
Oh panjang ceritanya, kalau cerita boleh jadi mengumpat dan mengesyaki plak.
tapi kdg2 kita mmg bleh rasa kalau sikap seseorang itu emangnya sering skali memandang enteng pada semua org termasuk kita.

Waris Harus Mara

2008-06-20T08:07:00.000+08:00

Rintik hujan menderu,
Menyerbu deras memburu,
Keringnya bumi tunggal,

Tunggal tegak berdiri,
Mendokong puncak permata,
Merobek tunjang sendiri,

Biar hangus rakus,
Biar kering gering,
Biar tegal mual,

Teruslah menunjangi, cekal mara,
Tunggal dokong permata,

Waris wahid harapan,
Wajarkah mengalah?

Andai aku bisa

2008-06-19T17:01:00.000+08:00

Andai aku bisa,
Terbang mencari semalam,
Kan ku telusuri denai panjang,
Melewati babak-babak indah,
Penuh suka, duka, tawa & tangis,
Yang kita lakonkan sejujurnya

Andai aku bisa,
Mencari nokhtah waktu,
Kan ku hentikan saat-saat manis kita bersama,
Biarku tatapi sepuasnya,
Agar rindu tidak seperit luka

Andai aku bisa,
Mengatur hari muka,
Akan ku susun agar satu hari nanti
Semua kenangan, dan impian kita
Bisa jadi satu.

Reveallyun-2004

Ayat Ayat Cinta

2008-05-22T09:45:00.000+08:00

Membacanya buat orang terasa insan,
Seperti insan yang mahunya macam-macam,

Seperti mahu pergi ke Cairo,
Seperti mahu naik Metro ( train) di Cairo,
Seperti mahu lihat lihat Sungai Nil dari Hotel Ramses,
Seperti mahu lihat anggunnya wajah Aisya, Nurul, dan Maria,

Seperti mahu minum asyir mangga, asyir tebu,
Sambil makan ruz labaan ( beras dimasak dengan susu),
Atau mungkin harus berpesta dengan ayam panggang di atas bumbung
Di waktu malam musim panas,

Seperti mahu belajar bahasa German,
Seperti mahu belajar bahasa Arab,
Seperti mahu hafal Al-Quran,
Seperti mahu berguru dengan para syeikh,
Merasa sejuknya iman di masjid-masjid waris nabi,

Seperti mahu masuk Syurga,
Yang indahnya bukan kepalang,
Penyembah Al-Masih pun hampir kempunan di pintu Babur Rahmah,
Mujurlah ada ayat-ayat cinta penyembuh jiwa.

****
Lalu aku terfikir,
Nabi Muhammad terasa kerdil di sisi Tuhan,
Para sahabat merasa kerdil di sisi baginda,
Para ulama merasa kerdil di sisi para sahabat,
Para syeikh merasa kerdil di sisi ulama,
Al- Hafiz merasa kerdil di sisi para syeikh,
Lalu aku yang hanya sekadar tahu baca Al-Quran,
Sekerdil mana di sisi Tuhan..?

Masuk Sementara

2008-05-13T17:35:00.000+08:00

Ada macam-macam masuk,
Ada macam-macam keluar,
Ada selera, memang ada,
Nak itu, nak ini,
Jadi macam-macam yang masuk,
Dikunyah-kunyah, makanan yang enak,
Bertapa seketika, 2 ketika, 3 ketika,
Beberapa ketika,
Tiba-tiba angin membuak-buak,
Perut bergelora,
Kepala pusing macam gasing,
Yang masuk tadi dah keluar,
Ye.. banyak yang ibu makan,
Tapi semuanya,
Masuk sementara..

Kuning is yellow you know?

2008-04-08T16:15:00.000+08:00

Dah 2 hari aku pakai selipar kuning ke pejabat, selipar baru lah katakan. Kesian selipar purple ala capal arab aku, dah aku pencenkan setelah hampir 2 tahun berkhidmat sebagai 'pengalas kaki favourite' aku. Selipar baru ni mmg kuning, kuning mcm buku MAT JAN yang aku tak abis2 baca lagi tu. Pakcik 8 dah mintak aritu, En. Mus plak nak baca. Nampak nya Pakcik 8 semakin berleluasa virusnya..

Tapi virus dia tak bahaya mcm demam kuning yang kena kat anah buah baru aku, HADI. (mahkluk comel 50cm,berat 3.13kg masa lahir, baru pandai menangis jer bila nk susu, tp tido tersengeh2, mimpi indah agaknya.)

Dalam terowong nk ke LRT masjid Jamek pagi td, berselisih dgn wanita yang pakai jaket kuning, kuning mcm selipar aku, mcm buku Mat Jan. Aku syak dia kerja kedai emas, sbb itu mmg uniform kedai emas Poh Kong.

Orang (doktor, nutritionist, org jaga badan) kata, kalau mkn telur, mkn yang putih jer, jgn mkn yang kuning. Kuning di sini adalah musuh kesihatan, dan sekutu lemak yang baik.

Tengah syok2 berborak, tetiba org kata "Kau ni otak kuning lah!!" Itu maknanya kau dah tersalah cakap. Tapi orang yang tersalah cakap ni mungkin terpengaruh dengan cerita blue.
jadi aku hairan, bagaimana sesuatu yang biru boleh mempengaruhi kita dan menjadikan otak kita kuning?

Cikgu Toh cakap, WONG bermakna kuning dlm kantonese. Jadi anda boleh panggil kawan2 anda yg bernama Wong, dgn gelaran Mr. Yellow or En. Kuning. just to show that you a bit of Kantonese. huhu

Jawab soalan berikut:

Kenapa "post it" berwarna kuning?
Kenapa lampu isyarat kuning tanda bersedia?
Kenapa puding jagung mesti warna kuning?

Ni ko hai m hai ngo wa ( This is not my language)

2008-03-27T11:30:00.000+08:00

Lai pai = Sunday
Pai yat = Monday
Pai yee = Tuesday
Pai sam = Wednesday
Pai Sei = Thursday
Pai ng = Friday
Pai look= Saturday

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
Yat yee sam sei ng look Chat pat kau sup

Sup yat = 11
sup yee = 12
sup sam = 13
sup sei = 14
sup ng = 15
sup look= 16
sup chat= 17
sup pat = 18
sup kau = 19
yee sup = 20

Kam teem chung? = What is time now?
Yat teem chung. = It is 1 o'clock

HANYA DOA

2008-03-25T12:39:00.000+08:00

Orang pesan itu ini,
Begitu begini baru elok..
Jangan itu, jangan ini,
Hati-hati jaga diri,

Wahai kalian, wahai sayang..
Pesanan kalian tanda kasih dan kisah,
Gundah gembira Tuhan yang tahu,
Terbaik untuknya itu yang ku mahu,
Yang terbaik juga kulakukan untuknya

Hanya doa,
Harapan ku setiap kata dlm doaku..
Hanya Tuhan yang Maha Berkuasa..
Aku hanya hambaMu,
Dan setiap detik rahmat yang kunikmati
Hanya pada Mu aku berdoa
Amin..

Putera Puteri

2008-03-07T09:08:00.000+08:00

Semalam, ku lihat foto sebuah keluarga berbaju merah.
"Bila nak tambah puteri plak, 3 dah putera?" soal aku nakal.
"Rilek dulu.."jawab raja. "Kau tu bila lagi?" raja tu plak tanya aku.
"Ampun tuanku, tak molek lah kiranya dibandingkan patik dengan tuanku. Garis mula kita tak sama tuanku. Patik baru bertatih2." jawab aku penuh sopan( dlm hati: on the way lah ni.)

Petang itu, seorang 'patik' pergi membeli 'Dip n Tell' untuk memeriksa sesuatu tentang dirinya. Arakian sesampainya dirumah, terus dicubanya. Satu garis? Dua garis? ....40 saat dan 5 minit kemudian, ye.. sah 2 garis.
Hal ini harus di khabarkan kepada jejaka-hensem-yg-tgh-belek-surat-khabar.

Patik hari ni dah jadi beta, dari sebuah kerajaan baru yang bakal terbentuk.
Tuanku, betul lah semalam tu, 'on the way'.
Raja baru dah buat pewaris. Putera kah? Puteri kah? Huhuhu Syukur!!!

Ada apa dengan TIKUS?

2008-03-03T12:31:00.000+08:00

Dari kecik dah kenal dia. Geli. Sebab pernah nampak kawan dia jatuh dlm kuali yg adaminyak masak. Lemas. Aku tak suka.

Dari kecik sampai skrg aku suka sgt. Tengok kucing dibuli tikus. Tom & Jerry.
Lagi suka bila dpt barang2 cap tikus suami isteri. Mickey and Minnie Mouse. (kawan aku yang pergi Disneyland kat Jepun kata, Mickey Mouse kat sana gay. Dia tepuk bontot kawan aku!!) Kesian bini dia kan? huhu

Tahun lepas keluar cerita kartun pasal tikus yang pandai masak. Rattatouilee. Habis satu koloni tikus terjebak dalam penyediaan makanan disebuah restoran. Aku suka gak. Walaupun realitinya seekor tikus dalam dapur restoran boleh menjejaskan reputasinya secara total.

Tahun sebelum itu, ada cerita pasal tikus yang hidup dalam kemewahan. Akibat terpam ke dalam tandas, hidupnya berubah menjadi tikus jalanan. Aku suka.

Tahun ni tahun tikus. 'My chinese friend' ckp tahun ini, tahun cari makan. Aku agak betullah tu, sebab aku selalu nampak tikus sebesar anak kucing berkeliaran 'cari makan' dekat tong sampah besar sebelah rumah flat. Aku tak berapa suka..

Pagi ni dari pandangan atas motor. Ada tikus yang dah kena steam roll. Atau mungkin juga tayar Goodyear kereta Ah Seng di Taman Connaaught. Seekor burung gagak cuba menikmati'Mouse chop' sambil berfikir nak cicah dgn sos 'black pepper' ke 'mushroom'.
Eeiiik! Ngeri. Aku sangat tak suka!!

Ngaantok Aih!!

2008-03-03T10:41:00.000+08:00

Dulu, masa form 3, dalam kelas Bahasa Melayu (BM), aku selalu 'memancing'.
" Banyak dapat ikan?!' suara cikgu Amir menyegarkan mata aku.
Sempa je!! hehe
Tapi masa form 5 cikgu Wan yang ajar aku, suami cikgu english yg garang.
Sungguh kontra dgn isterinya.
Bila suara cikgu Wan mengungkap frasa2 dibwh subjek BM aku mula 'memancing' lagi.
Kadang-kadang terpusing kepala 360 darjah. (kronik kan? ala.., korang pun mesti pernah..)

Mungkin suara cikgu wan tu terlalu mendodoikan kelopak mata yang tak pernah serik untuk tidur ni. Bila dia kantoi pun, dia kata "Ngaantuk aih...!" (dalam nada suara org mengantuk tp sleng org Kedah.) Itu jer, langsung tak berjaya menyegarkan mata aku balik. Ada org kata setan bergayut kat kelopak mata sbb nk halang kita tuntut ilmu.

La ni bila aku mengantuk ketika sibuk memeriksa lukisan dan kehendak2 pemgbangunan. AKu terpaksa tulis blog. yang korang baca ni. ngantuk nyer..
Aku harap setan yg bergayut kat kelopak mata ni terbakar hangus atau pergi lah bergayut kat Sunway Pyramid ke, KLCC ke. Auzubillah.

Siakap Madu Tiga Rasa

2008-02-27T11:19:00.000+08:00

'Sembilan Ringgit Sembilan, boleh kak?' Kata mamat India kt kedai belakang maybank sebelah petronas. 'Erm, boleh lah.' Balas aku sambil mencari lengkuas, limau, serai, halia, daun limau purut dan kailan untuk dimasak dengan ikan masin tenggiri yg ada kat rumah tu. 'Kak, sisik buang ke?' Tanya mamat tu lagi. 'Haah!!.. 'aku mengangguk. ( habis kalau tak buang, nk suruh aku makan ke sisik ikan tuh?)
'Bang, jom! ' Aku menyapa jejaka hensem yg tengah belek surat khabar depan kedai tu. (my legal married man) Aku dibonceng sampai ke rumah, kemudian jejaka itu harus kembali ke kantor. Ada perjuangan yang belum selesai. Siakap td tu letakkan dlm sinki.Aku mengerjakan dulu batang kailan, lalang2 serai serta bahan2 lain. Siakap itu harus ku cuci, ish mamat td tak buang habislah isi perut siakap ni.. Apa ni? Telus ke? Sumpah aku tak pernah tgk telur ikan siakap? Warna putih, panjang, berkilat, dlmnya kosong macam berisi angin. Mungkin kah belon? Atau pelampung agar ikan tetap terapung dlm air? Atau aku telah terjumpa ‘mutiara naga’ yang berbentuk aneh? Hahaha.

Ini bukan cerita resepi, tapi aku saja rasa macam nak masak sbb adik aku nk dtg mkn malam. Adapun halnya, siakap hanya mempunyai satu rasa, rasa ikan.:)

When A Blook Enter Mylife

2008-02-25T18:02:00.000+08:00

Azizi lah ni. Cad Officer opis aku. Lapan blog nyer. Bapa 3 hero.
Dia yang suruh aku baca blog seseorang dalam bentuk buku.
Macam menarik je. Biasanya aku baca blog-blog kawan2 atau yang kawan2 fowardkan, kat skrin komputer jer. Sakit mata, tengkuk dan bahu aku.
Blog bentuk buku.. buku log, BLOOK. ( english ke Bahasa melayu? ) Sorry masa ni aku tak baca lagi maksud 'blook' dlm wikipedia.
Menariknyer.. sbb aku boleh baca dlm lrt putra, lrt star, atas tilam sebelah suami aku. Dalam kereta sebelah suami gak. Mcm lebih menarik dari readers Digest yang aku baru langgan setahun lepas. isi blook ni lebih santai. humornyer santai, mudah capai dek minda dan memori.

Penulisnya Sinaganaga, kawan tok Rimau. Naga ke orang? Naga ke harimau.? Harimausiang ke harimaumalam? Tengok! Aku dah terpengaruh. Benci!! Aku dah pulangkan blook tu kat zizie. Dah abis baca. 'Best ke?' Zizie tanya. 'Best gak lah.. lawak la…', mendatar jawabku. (best sebenarnya. Tapi aku tak suka memuji sgt. Dipuji suka lah.!! hahaha